Ohhhhhh tay! Friday is here again and it's time to party. Unless you're hungover from Thursday night, then you'll probably sit tonight out. This week, the history of the toilet, email after death and four reasons why Husky dogs are one of the best breeds ever! Friday Fun blog is full effect.
History of the toilet
We realize that potty humor may not be an appropriate topic, but then again, if you're reading this you probably don't care. A friend of ours shared with us this rather informative bit about the history of the toilet. Crapper really isn't really a slang word for our beloved porcelain thrones; it's the named after John Crapper, the grandaddy of flush toilets.
Mr. Crapper got sick of seeing people doing their business in the street so he sprung to action marketing flush toilets in the 1800's; no-doubt in the name of public health. Not exactly something you want to think about while eating a ham sandwich but still, Mr Crapper deserves world-wide recognition and praise for promoting the use of flush toilets in modern societies. Leave the street pooping to your dog, but please, don't forget to pick up after them. RIP Mr Crapper. You're a gentleman and a scholar.
Google
Google has just released its Inactive Account Manager in case you want to keep your email and social media accounts going in the afterlife. So, if you're thinking of kicking the bucket anytime soon you can update your profile info to include secondary email addresses Google will reach out to if your account becomes inactive for a period of 6-12 months. You can elect family members to keep your accounts active and keep everyone updated on your legacy following your death. Looks like the Grim Reaper just got a personal secretary service to offer us in the afterlife. But seriously though, who cares what happens to their emails and blog posts after death? I guess if you wanted to live forever this is the next best thing. Thanks Goog, you're the best! Forward our calls to the grave would ya. Enough of that noise; have a look at these Husky pups. They're are cute as hell, aren't they?
Husky Pups!
Husky pups! And why not? It's Friday: Four facts you may not know about this beloved beast: Husky pups originated from eastern Siberia and were imported to Alaska during the turn of the century.
The town of Nome experienced an extreme diphtheria outbreak in 1925 and a team of Husky dogs traveled through an intense blizzard to deliver a life-saving serum to residents.
Talk about bravery. These cute bastards have a howl that can be heard for miles too. Perfect for those times when you're stranded in the middle of no where and can't get a cell-phone signal. On a side note, we think it's time they brought back the carrier pigeon, you know, for those times when a howling husky dog loses his voice.
Friday Fun Blog Week of 3/29
Don't work too hard because it's Friday. This week, the cars of A-Team (flash-back Friday anyone?), a dishwashing monkey (a dream pet) and Mark Zuckerberg's outrageous tax bill. Friday fun blog is in full effect. But first, the A-team van and Face's sweet 80's Corvette.
The Cars of the A-Team
The A-team van is way too badass to be considered rapey. even though it has no windows and transports a couple of war criminals.
Why exactly did every young boy fall in love with this 80's sitcom? Simple; Because B.A Baracus rocked a fricken mohawk and kicked major ass and rolled deep with his poesy in a bad-ass conversion van, that's why. Obviously, this has nothing to do with tech but who cares.
Just look at that sweet Corvette with red stripes. And you wonder why Face was such a ladies man. It's cause of that corvette man. Chicks dig it!
Dishwashing Monkey (Because washing dishes sucks)
Washing dished sucks! Seriously, don't you just hate it when your significant other goes through clean dishes like they're going out of style? Again, rhetorical. What's with those delicate hands of yours? Washing dishes can be really bad for the skin. The solution: get a dishwashing monkey. Problem solved!
You might think it's cruel but take a look at this video of a monkey doing dishes. He needed some responsibility and someone up and gave him some. Just look at him, he's perfectly happy doing those dishes. Just get him some rubber gloves so his cute little humanoid hands don't get all wrinkly. At least that might get PITA off our asses for employing a dishwashing monkey.
Abandoned places are creepy beautiful
Geeks and nerds all have their crosses to bear. Our favorite time waster of this week: looking at abandoned places on buzzfeed. For no apparent reason here's a picture of a sunken ship in Antartica:
Mark Zuckerberg is Stinking Rich
Mark Zuckerberg has done wonders for the social media community but dispute the fact that he has money flowing out his ears, we're almost certain he's still a geek. A geek with a huge tax bill that is. According to Wall Street, Zuckerberg 'exercised' his right to purchase 60 million Facebook shares at 6 cents each.
That amounts to roughly $13 billion of personal income and you better believe Uncle Sam is gonna get rich quick. So how much does he owe anyway? The IRS says $1.1billion. Gasp! Yup, you heard correct. $1.1 billion smackaroos. Can't say we feel sorry for the guy. What the heck would you do with $13 billion? Seriously, what would you do? By your own island maybe?
We'd snuff out the competition :0 Just kidding. That's called monopolizing, which is against the law (ahem google) and consequently frowned upon here in the states. Until next week dear friends. Have yourselves a great weekend. Please excuse us while we go buy some paper plates.
Friday Fun Blog Week of 3/18-3/22
Friday, let me count the ways in which I love you, 4 to be exact. Let's be honest here, if you're reading this you're probably slacking off like the best of 'em today. We'd be lying if we said we weren't doing the same. Okay, on to the fun stuff.
This week, NCAA.com now includes a "boss button" on the side of your screen so you can watch the game at work and not get caught, Apple patents drop protection for iPhone, Apple patents a useless feature and Business Cat trends again. Oh the humility! Cat lovers are some weird folks. Here goes:
NCCA Boss Button
So the scenario goes a little something like this; you're a sports fan and pretty stealthy at slacking off during work, so what do you do?
You head over to NCAA.com, cue up the latest March Madness game but oh wait, you're boss just walked in, on their way back from the bathroom (coffee's a natural diuretic) and they just happen to glimpse at your monitor. "Was he just watching march madness while pretending to work?" Nah, why? Because you hit the boss button just in time and minimized the window.
But wait, you forgot to close that my little pony fan-page you've got going on safari. Now you're boss just pities you because you're a broney (male my-little pony fan). Shit happens, but hey, at least you didn't get caught watching college basketball at work. Thank you NCAA.com. We love you! On to the next...
Apple Patents Drop Protection
Lets be honest; how many of your annoying iPhone wielding friends have dropped their iPhones and cracked their screen? Practically everyone you know who owns an iPhone right? That's a rhetorical question btw so bear with me. Apparently Apple got the memo: STOP MAKING THINGS THAT BREAK SO EASILY!
Yeah, a glass screen on a smartphone, that's a GREAT idea. Apple's answer: patent an internal gyroscope that will "thrust" the phone in mid-drop as to make it land not on the glass screen (that breaks if you look at it funny) but instead on its arse. Which is apparently MUCH more durable.
News-flash Apple: It's called an iPhone case. You know, those rubber thingys they up-sell you at the Apple store. So, you didn't have to go and spend god knows how much on an anti-drop mechanism, did you.
I got a better idea fellow iPhone users. Don't drop your phone. Yeah, how bout them apples? Ok, done with the rant. Congrats to the engineers at Apple, who've manage to re-invent the way we drop our expensive iPhones. Another fine example of how innovation is turning us into idiots. But what about those weird Cat fans?
Business Cat Trends Again
Some cat owners just have way-too much time on their hands. What's that you say? Dressing up your cat in business suits and taking photographs of them is normal? Yeah, totally normal. Just like conspiracy theories, Luis Vuitton Snuggies and The Kardashians. I digress. Without further ado I give you Business Cat. The online sensation caught trending on Reddit and Buzzfeed. Happy Friday everyone! Rememeber, if you're going to slack off at work, do it right. Hit the "Boss Button". Did we mention that Harvard beat New Mexico? Who knew those Ivy leaguers could actually play ball?
Fun Friday Blog Week of 3/15/2013
Ah yes. It's Friday, and you know what that means; Time for yet another installment of our Fun Friday Blog. This week: Tim Cook gets a downgrade from his employees, the internet community pits Alpacas against Raccoons just for the heck of it and Google "accidentally" steals or data from unsecured Wi-Fi networks. Oh the irony.
Tim Cook Isn't Winning
Newsflash, Apple CEO Tim Cook isn't exactly living up to expectations but to be fair, Steve Jobs left behind some rather large shoes to fill. You'd think his staff would cut him some slack.
Not so much. Apparently, Apple employees logged on to Glassdoor.com to rank their no-so-prolific leader. Unfortunately, Cook's approval ratings have dropped 4 percentage points since last year.
The Apple Maps fiasco didn't help his reputation much as the app completely sucked. I know that's harsh to say, even coming from an Apple lover, but when you get lost in West L.A traffic at the hands of Apple's crappy map app you'd understand where we're coming from.
No one doubts Apple's ability to innovate so lets hope cook can rally the troops and force them to innovate like they've never done before. Don't worry Cook, we're sure you're compensated handsomely for your woes. It's tough being on top isn't it?
Alpacas Vs Raccoons
So, apparently the internet community has a lot of time on their hands. That or everyone goofs off way more than they should during normal business hours. Either way, enjoy the picture above of this cute raccoon doing absolutely nothing and the creeper alpaca photo-bombing itself below. If cuteness could kill we'd be dead by the end of this sentence.
Google Steals Data "Accidentally"
I used to steal candy when I was kid, naturally, because i'm a ginger. But doesn't mean i'd lie about it to my mother and tell her it was an accident that all that Brachs candy ended up in my pockets.
So don't spit on us and tell us it's raining GOOGLE. How do you accidentally steal data from unsecured Wi-Fi networks anyway? That's just the question several states asked the tech giant, to which they responded: "Don't worry. It's all good. It was an accident, we swear. Um, sorry. Here's $7million for your troubles. Go buy yourself something nice."
I guess when you're a rock star tech giant company $7 million bucks paid out to 37 states is just chump change. Jeez, we're clearly in the wrong line of work. Moral of the story: Don't steal candy if you have red hair. Everyone knows your guilty. And if you run a company that's so big and profitable it's practically a monopoly stealing data is "no big deal". Just bust out your wallet and pay for what you stole. Until next time, Happy Friday dear friends. PS. Secure your Wi-Fi network, it's really not that hard ;)
Friday Fun Blog Week of 2/22/2013
Oh yes ladies and gents, it's about that time. Friday Fun Blog is here! This week, a rather embarrassing windows 95 video starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry resurfaces, the FCC attempts to make public Wi-Fi less terrible and NBC gets hacked.
But first, let us declare our grievances concerning this weeks subject matter: First off, public Wi-Fi really does suck, we're really surprised cast members from friends didn't capitalize on their notoriety even more and no-one really cares NBC got hacked until it has affected their afternoon spiel. Ok, onward we go.
Windows 95 Instructional Video: They Shouldn't Have
No one can deny the TV show "Friends" was a force to be reckoned back in the day, but Windows 95 was seriously taking over. We suppose the internets was still considered unchartered territory for some but this is just plain ridiculous, even by 1995 standards. Apparently, Microsoft figured that navigating through its latest desktop OS was just too confusing they felt the need to shoot an instructional video starring non-other than, Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry. This Cyber Sitcom will take you on an "adventure in computing". Rachel hair-do not included. What chemistry those two had. Did we mention one of our staffers caught Mr. Perry checking out his girlfriend once? No? Just saying.
The FCC: Public Wi-FI Will Suck Less
In an effort to provide better Wi-Fi signals in US cites, the FCC announced they will be freeing up some spectrum, specifically, in the 5GHz range to improve the internets. So basically five nerds got together and came up with a creative solution that actually might work: use existing television towers to amplify Wi-Fi signals. The FCC seemed vague on the details but promised this approach to be a real "game-changer". For our shake, lets hope that this so-called "game changer" is enough to make us not curse like a sailor ever-time we decide to check our email at the shopping mall. "Stupid Phone, won't connect. My data plan sucks!" We won't hold our breath on that one, which brings us to the next topic at hand.
Hackers Strike. Again.
Dear hacker, 1995 called and they want their instructional video back. No seriously, what does one have to do to not have their web browser crash every-time they need a does of Jay Leno's Garage?
Sadly, NBC experienced a "potent strain of malware" first hand, when a Trojan (normally used to steal bank-account information) infected any computer attempting to navigate through its website. So now, some unlucky peeps just got hacked while trying to waste time at work.
Let this be a lesson to ya (ah-c'mon) and a reminder that Hackers suck! I guess this means we should update our computers when prompted. NBC stated that the malware detected outdated web-browser settings and exploited accordingly. We sincerely hope that no one's financial data was compromised but seriously, enough with the damn malware. We've got enough to worry about, like crappy free Wi-Fi and the pleated pants our mother's keep sending us. Until next week, happy Friday folks!
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